Where no female artists who recognized by one name (except for Missy, of course) will be played?
Where nobody will be allowed in if they show any sign of a rainbow.
Where the moment anyone mentions a "Pride Parade," they are escorted to the exit.
Where there will be no flashy lights. Nope, not even the strobe, folks.
Look, it's my party and I can cry if I want to.
But I don't cry, I do the Harlem Shake instead.
That's just me, though.
No, I don't like the Pet Shop Boys.
Go away (: