alien

ha

i'm totally starting up this community again. fucking devin.

ian's top 5 hottest pro skaters

*** please note, these selections are not based on skate ability, just fuckability.


number 5. kenny anderson


kenny


this kid's style is sick and he's hotter than kenny reed.


number 4. josh harmony


josh


originally from illinois and one of the nicest dudes i've ever met. plus, he's my height.


number 3. heath kirchart


heath


what's hotter than a goofy footed, motorcyclin', californian?


number 2. mark appleyard


apples


though i like his brother craig's personality waaay better, apples wins in the gorgeous race.


and (drum roll) ... number one pro i want to fuck ...


number 1. CHRIS HASLAM!!!


chris


i've always wanted to fuck a sasquatch.

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alien

ohhh yeahhh ....

once again i totally forgot about this community. and what's even lamer than that is that i didn't even know i was a moderator! when did that happen devin?? looking on these gay entries i'm realizing they're not really gay. so since i'm a moderator i'm gonna gay it up. and nothing says gay like naked french rugby players.


dieux1


dieux


dieux2
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Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun

Hey guys,

We're new to this group. Thought we'd post a story and share with you all what we've been up to.

Love it or hate it, we don't really give a fuck ;)

So....

There's this boy.
He's a rather large boy.

We were coming back from Mambo's on a Thursday night. We met up with this boy at Clarke's on Belmont, after finding out that he was there with some friends. This boy had been lusting after one of us for a while, even though he had a boyfriend.

We met up with him and his friends and ate a late dinner/early morning snack. The boy kept giving one of us the googly eye, and we figured, sure, why not play this for what it's worth.

We offered him a ride back to his apartment. One of us had been there already for a late night rendevous. It wasn't anything special.

We went upstairs. He offered us something to drink. We declined.

No Fiji.

After a while, we decided to get this ball on a roll, because gosh knows, his bootleg porn wasn't very amusing.

We told him to pull out his goodies. He obliged very willingly. We told him to stroke it. He did.

He wanted to touch ours. We said no. Ladies don't do that sort of thing.

We were rubbing his titties and talking dirty to him.

He wanted it bad. He wanted to play with us. He had a short fat salami with some of the biggest cheese balls we have ever seen. WE seriously thought there were three in there.

He was ready to come when we were ready to go.

We walked out the door as he was ready to finish.

As we left his apartment building, we ran down the street fast, giggling like "Asian school girls...plaid skirt and all".

We drove home. We went to bed. He went back to his room alone.

I wonder what his boyfriend thinks?
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Neutral Milk Hotel

(no subject)

Howdy, I'm new.  My name's Brad, I'm sixteen, I live in Ohio.  I was actually pretty surprised to find that a community like this exhisted since all the other LJ communities pertaining homosexuality are irritatingly flamboyant... It's unfortunate really...

So yeah, little bit about me.  My favorite bands/musicians are Fleetwood Mac, David Bowie, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, The Beatles, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Incubus, 311, Tegan & Sara, Ivy, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, REM, Dashboard Confessional, Lindsey Buckingham, The Eagles and a lot of others that I'm too lazy to go on listing.  I love to read.  My favorite author is Isabel Allende.  My favorite books are "The House of the Spirits", "Go Ask Alice", "The Communist Manifesto", "Dracula" and "The Prince" among others.  I hate shopping, unless it pertains to me getting more books or music.  I love writing (stories mostly; I can't write poetry... it's hard and kind of boring).  I like anime and manga and all that stuff... and that's about it.

Peace:
BRAD

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lips

(no subject)

Hey Im new to this community.. Thought it was interesting and just wanted to help keep it alive. Im 19 and I live in central florida. If anyone is interesting in chatting it up just say the word.. and if you're from central florida Im looking for friends. Imma loser ;)

(no subject)

hi guys

I found this community in passing. Seems like it is right for my current mindset.
Finding myself less and less connected with (m)any gay guys anymore. Why is it that I am "supposed" to dance to Cher remixes instead of Radiohead? I just don't think so.

Current obsessions include the aforementioned radiohead, going to as many shows as possible and working as little as possible. :) Really looking to meet some other guys into the same stuff.

Say hi if you want.